Next Stop: Skynet

I was in the Apple store this afternoon and while I was there I had the opportunity finally to play with an iPad for the first time. There is nothing new that I can say that everyone else and their mother hasn’t already said about the iPad (whether they’ve touched one or not), so I can only corroborate the assessments of other reviewers: it’s humanistic and it most certainly disappears while you’re using it. It’s comfortable and intuitive, as well as a perfect size and weight. It feels anything but awkward and nothing at all like a computer. It felt somehow simultaneously brand new and disarmingly familiar.

The reason I was in the Apple store in the first place is that, for the second time in two years, my laptop’s hard drive shit the bed. Now that I’m home after a miserable day schlepping over to the University District to get the thing looked at, I’m finding that the absolute worst part about this kind of event (apart from, of course, the risk of catastrophic data loss) is that it serves as a reminder that humans and computers do not work seamlessly with each other. It took only one hour to replace my hard drive once I gave the genius bar my laptop, but when I got it back home and set it up again I was disgusted with the thing. I felt betrayed and like it was a completely different piece of machinery. It doesn’t have any of my files; I instinctively opened iTunes and there was nothing there. It’s like a house I’ve come home to and all my furniture and decorations and appliances have gone missing.

This kind of event also serves as a reminder that humans and computers shouldn’t work seamlessly together. When you start to think about it, it becomes difficult not to worry about the overconnectedness of our lives and the loss of our own humanness we face with the use of ubiquitous social media, status updates about each moment of life (in lieu of actually living), portable phones that you can surf the Internet on, and so on and so forth.

Using the iPad also gave me a sense of the future. This is the direction computing technology is moving such that, in twenty years, I will be confused as to how it works and clumsy with it in ways that people that are being born now will not. Think about watching your parents try to send text messages or use computers; my own interact clunkily and non-intuitively with current technology in ways I don’t because I’ve grown up with it.

But I believe my curmudgeonly naysaying about new technology is due to begin soon. I fiddled with an iPad for ten minutes and I realized that my reaction to it was like that of a spaceship landing: I was fascinated, in awe and disbelief, but I was also afraid. I do not want my life, all of our lives to become any more mechanistic than they’ve already become. I don’t want us to rely any more on technology than we already do. I don’t want man and machine to become integrated like we live in some awful science fiction novel.

Some say the laptop will soon become obsolete and begin to disappear. Though my own hardware seems to chronically and inopportunely fail, I will continue to use my laptop if only to preserve the shrinking gap between myself and my computer.

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The Dream and the Reality

In my entire employment history, I’ve been someone’s assistant, a peon, with seemingly little importance beyond the organizational and clerical. That isn’t to say I haven’t learned a lot from jobs or that I haven’t had fun, because I have. But the nature of the positions I’ve held makes it difficult to perceive my own value to the places to which I’ve been applying right now. It’s difficult to envision ever feeling qualified for anything that isn’t entry level. And when I’m asked the question of what I would be doing ideally, I don’t really have an answer. I’d like to be doing music, really, but that’s apparently not a ‘realistic’ field to try to break into, or perhaps I’m simply not aware how one even gets his foot in that proverbial door. I’d enjoy writing, I think, but the issue there is my own lack of serious published work. That makes getting those sorts of jobs difficult, or causes me to shy from even applying.

I also harbor this fear that I’m acquiescing to the kinds of societal and capitalistic expectations that I spent my rebellious teenage years promising myself I’d avoid. Is this just the way life is supposed to go? You grow up convinced you’ll be in a touring band or doing art and never working in a cube for The Man, but then you somehow find yourself at thirty behind a desk in that very cube with short hair and a shaved face wearing patent leathers and a tie and a suit from Sears, worried about the cost of your mortgage payment and family expenditures versus your annual salary which simply isn’t nearly enough to adequately pay for it all, the irony of the situation naturally being that you’ve surrendered your grand and unrealistic dreams in order to make more money to live a more comfortable life, which comfortable life ends up being somehow still more expensive than the jobs you got in lieu of realizing said dreams will maintain.

I guess what I’m really looking for in all this is the assurance that what I’m doing or thinking of doing is right, that the decisions I’m making are the right ones or at least not the wrong ones. That I’m not crazy to chase down the promise of affection and a better economy and a stable job, even if only for a little while, or that doing all that isn’t any more or less crazy than staying here or doing any one thing over any other thing. That I’m more capable or qualified than I presently believe.

That I deserve to live a fulfilled life, I guess. Isn’t that the same elusive assurance, the same guidance that we’re all always hoping to find in a new home, a new job, in another person?

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My Own Voice

If I speak to somebody in my own voice, they can make their own decision about whether they want to listen and follow along. But the voice will be unmistakable. To me, that’s where the value is. The internet is empowering this in a way that was inconceivable 20 years ago, so I don’t know why you would just think of it as free marketing instead of an opportunity to figure out who you are in public.

Merlin Mann

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Enough Reason

At first I thought, “I can’t move there. If I do, it will just be me and her and we’ll smother each other because I won’t have any other friends there.”

And then I paused.

And then I realized how few people there are here that I see on a regular basis.

And then things made more sense.

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We Are All Writers

I may have already known what day her birthday fell on—I can’t honestly remember—but it wasn’t until a waitress was checking our licenses to make sure we were of drinking age that she pointed it out.

“You guys are opposites.”

She was born on 2 September. I, on 9 February. Almost exactly four and one half years apart. It doesn’t sound like that big of a gap until you start going back and analyzing it referentially. She was in her sophomore year of college when I was starting high school. When I was watching Rugrats she was likely watching Saved By The Bell or something. We share an affinity for Seinfeld, but she was probably watching it in primetime rather than in syndication. Obviously, things don’t change that much between four and a half years. But they’re different enough that these subtle mental gaps exist.

It was weird at first to think about, this subtle gap, like the final riser of a flight of stairs shorter than the rest by a sixteenth of an inch: not enough to care about generally, but significant and specific enough that your feet, themselves having a memory, will trip on it every time. As I began to understand that we had more in common than I must’ve initially thought, age notwithstanding, that gap began to close. I stopped tripping on that final riser.

But then something else happened, something more interesting to me. My only knowledge of her was pretty much solely through language at this point. I knew how I felt and what I knew experientially—being around her—and from what she told me about herself, and not by much more than that. Which is actually kind of refreshing, not having friends of that person giving their perspective of them, or what have you. But, and this only really happened after she signed up on various social media post-cross-country move (photos necessarily being an oddly obligatory part in participation of same), I slowly began to see images of her as a person younger than I know her. A person once my age, even.

I started to think about stories she told me from when she moved out here, living in an apartment building downtown in the middle of it all, one of my favorite blocks to walk down on sunny days when I first came out here. She was old enough to go to bars on the beloved Belmont, before it got torn down. She told me stories of the people she interviewed for our former employer. And so on and so forth. A life.

What I found, though, in seeing photos and hearing stories, was that I began to unconsciously attempt to occupy a mental space in which I could imagine or in some way synthesize who she was “then” versus (viz. based on) who she is now. It was a strange realization. I was literally writing a life for my own sake and for my own use (think about the Palahniuk line about the one you love and the one who loves you being different people). I was effectively Making It Up. It’s like the blind spot in the back of your eye that your brain fills in based on details surrounding the blind spot. We all do this and we do it constantly—about everything. We are all writers.

The only qualitative difference, insofar as I can tell, between a person and a person that you would call a “writer” is that the person you might call a writer just finds very specific ways of organizing “life data” in language for a purpose. That doesn’t mean the rest of everybody doesn’t write, too. Our very lives are written and, more often than anybody is comfortable admitting, we are not our own authors.

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Thirteen Things About Tinnitus

  1. It’s pronounced [TIN-eh-tiss]. But it’s also [tin-NIGHT-iss].
  2. Having tinnitus means that you experience the sound of ringing in your ears/head at all times. Yes, even when you are trying to sleep.
  3. The “sound” can vary in intensity and it can also be characterized as a hissing or a buzzing or a humming.
  4. There’s a marked difference in tone between tinnitus and the ringing experienced from a loud noise or a concert, at least in my case.
  5. I’ve found that my ears ring at somewhere around a very high F.
  6. Mine started somewhere around the end of 2007 and got progressively louder over 2008. It’s really kind of impossible to tell at this point just how loud it is.
  7. I’ve gotten used to it to the point where I don’t have too much trouble falling asleep in spite of it.
  8. I’ve noticed that sometimes, in a quiet room, it causes me either to hear faint noises or to be unsure if I’m actually hearing something or if the “noise” is just aberrations in the ringing.
  9. The ringing seems perceptually louder when I’m drunk.
  10. Tinnitus doesn’t affect hearing the way you might think it would. Despite the fact that tinnitus seems generally to be considered “hearing damage”, I still have pretty acute hearing. I just hear ringing over top of everything, all the time.
  11. Shatner had it, but he got it fixed somehow. Lots of other famous folks also have it or have had it.
  12. I’ve never had mine checked out.
  13. There is a veritable laundry list of causes for the condition, some permanent and some not. Mine could be from four years of drum lessons and almost three years of band practices and many years of rock shows or I could have a massive tumor pressing on my temporal lobe. It’s really anybody’s guess.
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