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Welcome to Your New Government

Your new, transparent government that is truly, finally by the people and for the people.

In case you’re not sure what I am talking about, the soon-to-be Obama administration has created a new government level website called Change dot gov. There are news updates, info about the President- and vice-President-elect as well as their families, and there is also a section in which you can send in your story or your vision for the future of the United States.

How much do you need to know before you finally accept that this man is the shit?

The One (and Only)

My friend forwarded me an email with this image linked in it:

Thank you, Patrick Moberg. Whoever you are, you’re amazing.

Palin as President deserves one final look before we close the door on the possibility of that crazy power-hungry anti-woman becoming anything close to President.

Also, just in case you weren’t sure, Is Obama President dot com.

Woke Up New

This morning I woke up and it was sunny out. It was clear enough that I could see the Olympic mountains out my skylight, framed by the Seattle skyline and the Space Needle. It was a beautiful new day, and the world just seemed better, as if a huge grey cloud had been lifted from everything.

Last night, I came home just before the election was called, so Rachel and I celebrated alone with a toast and a glass of wine. After the commotion had settled, I started trying to do homework. I could hear the helicopters following the celebrations. Firecrackers were going off on my block. I read the news. Then, when I was in it with my homework, my friend Catherine texted me. “hey, are you on pike and broadway by any chance?” No. But she convinced me to go party. I got Rachel out of bed (she couldn’t sleep anyway) and we walked to the intersection of Pike Street and Broadway avenue. What we saw…

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Mr. President

Endgame

It’s a rainy night and I am home alone. I just finished what I think is a particularly good five-page paper on William Wordsworth’s Resolution and Independence. I am going to go get a snack, play some Xbox, start working on my other papers that are due this week, pass in my Wordsworth paper tomorrow, go vote, then go get a free coffee and a free sex toy. Hah.

(The latter I wasn’t being competely serious about, just for the record)

One Week

This is my final post about the election until the results are in.

On November the fourth, you know what to do.

Just When You Thought

That the “wassup” commercials weren’t funny anymore:

The Man

From a series of wonderful candid photos and stories from the campaign trail by Callie Shell. Rachel and I just gave Barack twenty more dollars each for him to spend on whatever he needs to get this thing done, and I politely urge you to do the same.

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Plan B

My fifteen dollar donation to the campaign of Barack Obama was exactly 0.000009999999999999999 percent of the campaign’s record breaking September fundraising total of over $150 million.

I suppose that in a democracy such as that of the United States of America, if we the people do not have the government we want, as a last resort we will buy ourselves a new one.

McCain’s response: cry foul. He says, “Lot of strange things going on in [the Obama] campaign.” You want to know what the strange thing going on is, John? That for the first time in almost half a century, the public is inspired by someone in their government.

Fitting, Actually

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

If John McCain actually wins the presidency, perhaps his favorite self-qualifier would then actually have some accuracy.

Hilarity At Its Very Best

I know that after this dinner occurred, Barack Obama and John McCain the next day went back to slinging mud at each other. I know that a little playful roasting is not going to change the course of American politics. But when I watched these at work, I laughed so hard that I had to privately excuse myself to the office kitchen and regain my composure after Barack’s paparazzi joke. And for a moment, they made me feel a little bit better about the state of politics in the United States. Please watch these (videos below the jump):

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Watching the Debates

Here is what I am afraid is going to happen to John McCain’s head every time he begins to become animated as he speaks:

My Eyes and Ears Surely Fail Me

This is the climax of the race for the office of the President. Right now. This is it. There is not a more crucial time to begin paying attention. I don’t even know where to start. I’m so filled with a feeling of elation, but also a sense of deep sadness.

John McCain’s presidential bid is completely falling apart.

First, there were these. In case you missed it, over the past week John McCain and Sarah Palin have been whipping the Republican base at their rallies into a frenzy. So down in the polls, they had to do something, so I can understand. This, however, is the wrong something. Questioning Barack’s ties, who he is as a person, coming just shy of calling him a member of Al-Qaeda. And so the rally attendants filled in the blanks.

And I’m sure this was what the party wanted. Sadly, the plan backfired.

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Can We…

…hold the election today? Please? Pretty please?

 

All The Good News I’ll Ever Need

Barack won tonight’s debate. By a lot, and there you’ll also see that John McCain leaves Barack hanging afterwards. Where’s the love for a brother, Johnny? Is it that you and your party know that in 27 days this is over?

It appears that the tactic (or strategy, which is it again?) of painting him as the scary, colored terrorist is not working amongst uncommitted voters:

After their second debate, both Barack Obama and John McCain shook hands with the Nashville audience of 80 uncommitted voters. Both were well-received. But Obama stayed longer, and with McCain out of the room, the affection from the swing voters increased. He was mobbed, patted, beamed at, embraced. One woman wiggled up next to him. At one point, about 15 voters posed for a group picture like it was the last day of camp.

Racists, Rise Up

I said this was happening, and I was right. And now, the McCain campaign, in a pathetic and pitiful act of desperation, are only making it obvious. Of course, no one in their camp will say the racist epithets they are thinking because that way they are able to deny that they have been injecting racism into this election all along.

I’m sorry I have to say this so bluntly, but if you vote for John McCain, by association, YOU ARE A FUCKING RACIST. I say this for two reasons. First, by the Ayers-Obama association logic, you are associated with McCain if you vote for him. Second, McCain’s platform is no longer “Country First”. It is no longer “I am a POW and therefore I have experience”. No. At this point in time, McCain’s whole platform that he is standing upon and shouting from, the platform on which his campaign now operates is thus: “Barack Obama is different from you and I am not.”

And should you support it, by extension you are supporting the racist undertones that naturally entails.

Speaks For Itself

Veep It Up

There’s nothing to write about the vice presidential debate that hasn’t been written already, better. Biden was more in command of the facts. Palin was more in command of doing exactly what she’s been doing for the past few weeks: supplementing (I’m reluctant to write “bolstering” there) a ticket that people could only conceivably choose based on what they believe. It’s the ticket that fails on the facts, the policies, the knowledge, and the “experience” (whatever that means) and their only strength (and I use that term loosely) is ideology. And the reason for that being that a lot of voting-age dumb-as-rocks white racist homophobe misogynists see something endearing in the sappy (though spurious) POW story, the “straight-talking” regular guy who is intellectually unchallenging, the anti-abortion old guy and his equally dumb-as-rocks good-looking (according to some; not my words) politically-helpful-but-realistically-useless female running mate.

And she sure nailed it.

In other somewhat unrelated election news, I am not actually registered to vote, though I sent my papers in over a month ago. What this means is I may need to find a way to get down to Renton so I can personally physically assault, er, hand in my registration.

Than What Came Before

I just had a thought: after the election, what am I going to post about?

Am I going to have to go back to the insipid details of my life? If McCain wins, I suppose I can make the natural progression to the “I-told-you-so” shouter, bemoaning the trite, vapid details of the administration or the quotidian absurdities much like liberals have done over the past decade. If Obama wins, I don’t know what I’ll write about. I can’t really find many problems with having an inspiring, level-headed non-white non-wealthy guy run this sideshow, and it just isn’t fun not being a cynic.

Rachel told me last night that she’s come to believe that I have many more anxieties and neuroses than are generally noticeable to the casual observer. If that’s true, then that’s a fucking head trip because these are things that aren’t even clear to me. But then, what can we say is ever clear to ourselves that isn’t already clear to our observers? Alas, if only I could find a way to mine those neuroses for inspired writing or music or artistry.

Every time I see the word “casual” I see “causal”. It’s not that I usually misspell it, I just see those words as connected. If one were to misspell it, wouldn’t that have a different yet significant meaning in a sentence? It’s like that saying, “A typo can change the world, or possibly just the word.”

Hm.

I Read the News Today, Oh Boy

The news just keeps getting better for Barack, and John McCain is losing ground all over the country. I am reluctant to say it so soon, but if the tone of the campaign stays this way for just a few more weeks, Barack may just have this thing wrapped up. I am, of course, reluctant because there are several debates left, most notably the vice-presidential in two days, during which our God-forsaken country could once again fall for the woman who believes that dinosaurs existed with humans and can’t name a supreme court case other than Roe v. Wade.

Also, Barack said this in his September 27 speech to Fredericksburg, VA in the pouring rain:

If you think those lobbyists are working day and night to elect my opponent just to put themselves out of business, then I’ve got a bridge to sell you up in Alaska.

Ouch. It’s a great speech. You should watch it.

Debate

As much as I love hearing Senator Obama speak, the presidential debate was definitely a bore-off. But, as Slate’s John Dickerson notes, the tie definitely goes to Obama on this one.

Two things I brought up during the debate that I was openly challenged on by a conservative-leaning friend:

First, is Obama the most liberal senator? Well, no. It fluctuates from Congress to Congress, and it’s pretty much impossible to qualify.

Second, the difference between “tactic” and “strategy”—negligible.

tactic, n. An expedient for achieving a goal; a maneuver.

strategy, n. A plan, method, or series of maneuvers or stratagems for obtaining a specific goal or result.

And the final thing I learned today is that being someone’s wingman is absolutely fucking humiliating. The whole time you pretty much feel like some dude’s ugly friend. It’s awful. I wanted to crawl into a dark closet after tonight and never date again.

‘Doomsday’ So They Say

An Obama-Palin White House? Turns out it’s not only my worst nightmare, it’s actually quite a viable possibility. One and a half percent is enough to keep me awake at night, and reason enough that we need to elect Barack.

On Relatability

Don’t think Barack Obama is a genius yet? Well, here it is. If anything, it shows his rhetorical genius, his cunning and honest thought processes. That’s good enough for me.

The 60 Minutes episode, however, wasn’t without it’s misleading flaws, of course.

Oh, and if you still think that Obama is the scary black elitist who is unable to relate to the average, everyman American, consider this image (via). On average, most voting Americans own thirteen vehicles, a private plane, eight homes valued over one-million dollars and were born in the 1930s…

…Right?

Lies and the Lying Liars…

…who tell them. Not only that, but, more importantly, those who perpetuate them.

I’m not exaggerating or crazy when I say that John McCain is a liar and more so than Barack Obama. If you don’t believe it, then you obviously don’t even follow the mainstream media, because even they’re onto him and the Palin machine at this point.

However, reading the Slate article, I can’t help but think, as I’ve thought for much of this campaign, that if you believe in John McCain—in his policies, his empty rhetoric, his many flip-flops, and his many lies—are you not complicit in the lie? If you regurgitate his views and those of Sean Hannity and Papa Bear and the rest of those talking heads, have you not become part of this gigantic web of false promises and gross mischaracterizations?

What reason would anyone have to believe lies anyway?

The phenomenon that scholars call “media fragmentation”—the disintegration of the mass media into the many niches of the Web, cable news, and talk radio—lets us consume news that we like and avoid news that we don’t, leading people to perceive reality in a way that conforms to their long-held beliefs.

What I’m getting at here is, is it a stretch to say that a vote for John McCain is the vote of and for a bigot? This is simply approaching a vote for McCain in the same way that McCain’s campaign and party view the questioning of Sarah Palin: if you question Palin you’re a sexist, if you vote McCain you’re a bigot.

Strictly speaking: If you believe what John McCain implies about his opponent, does that in some way not follow from one’s own held beliefs? Or could it be that McCain is tapping into the deeply rooted racism in this country in order to “other” his non-white, wholly unconventional opponent—similarly to the way one would conduct a war?

And what would that imply about a McCain presidency?

Quote of the Millenium

She knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States of America.

— John McCain on Sarah Palin’s foreign policy experience
 

Aside from the fact that it is a gross, flagrant overstatement (read: complete fallacy), it has nothing to do with foreign policy, about which Senator McCain and his interviewer were speaking at the time. Is there nothing this man won’t lie about?

…Obviously not.

I’m not even going to get into the Sarah Palin interview with Charlie Gibson at all for two reasons: first, it’s a fucking joke because the questions were so fucking easy, and second, despite the easy questions she still managed to flamboyantly display how unbelievably ignorant she is on the state of the world, what’s right and wrong to say publicly, and how truly unfit she is for the job for which she is currently being ‘interviewed’.

In the out-of-context words of David Foster Wallace: “What a fucking mess.”

Via the wondrous Things Younger Than John McCain, written by some anonymous smart person:

Tom gets up at 6:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot with good, clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

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There is a lot of talk about Hillary Clinton already losing the nomination. Over at Americablog, apparently even Clinton insiders are singing the same tune everyone else is. But if you look at the comments to that posting, about seven comments from the bottom, is one of the smartest pieces of Internetery that I’ve ever read. I quote it here:

I find it hard to believe that you still don’t understand what’s happening here.

Hilary Clinton is running her campaign the same way she has faced every major challenge in her life. She is fighting twice as hard as any man would have to, and she is ignoring everyone who is telling her that, for the good of the (1) family or (2) company or (3) party or (4) country, get back in your place and for G-d’s sake stop your yapping, woman.

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Obama is Dems Only Answer via Huffington Post

Much has been made of whether or not Barack Obama can close the deal against Hilary Clinton, and that his failure to do so raises questions about his viability in the fall assuming he receives the nomination.

Such concerns, though legitimate, miss the more salient point–there is no other alternative for Democrats if they wish to reclaim the White House … Whatever concerns exist surrounding Obama’s viability pale in comparison to those of Clinton; she cannot win. I say this not as an Obama supporter or Clinton detractor but as a political observer. Obama is the Democrats only hope to end eight years of Oval Office exile.

I am in agreement: Hillary is by far the unlikely candidate and she’s only being childish and truculent by refusing to bow out. However, how about “Obama is Only SANE Answer”? Why restrict this to simply Democrats versus Republicans? If we’re going to to that, I’d sooner prefer a vale tudo/lucha libre cage match. I think Hillary would, too.

Just out of curiosity, let’s have a look at how the media portrays McCain’s campaign, courtesy of Jon Stewart:

You may now return to your regularly scheduled not caring about this crap.